My friend Alyssa really likes pictures of swimmers with medals. Here you go Alyssa…just try and soak up all the olympic glory.
(photo of Mark Spitz for Alyssa Aguilar-Spitz)
21 hours ago
My friend Alyssa really likes pictures of swimmers with medals. Here you go Alyssa…just try and soak up all the olympic glory.
(photo of Mark Spitz for Alyssa Aguilar-Spitz)
21 hours agoThanks to my Mom for recommending this helpful and enlightening website. I’m not sure if she thinks I need the exercise or the gospel or both, but either way, you’re sure to break a Holy sweat.
(thanks Mom)
21 hours ago
This is just a good rule of thumb no matter what kind of animal you’re feeding.
(from Engrishfunny)
21 hours ago
This is SO just like the Baptist camps we used to go to in Arizona. Joykillers.
(from Engrishfunny)
22 hours ago
Here are a couple of pictures of hilarious (if awful) english translations from Engrishfunny.com
Mom, be aware…some of the translations on the website are nasty.
22 hours ago
Last night we watched, The Invasion, with Nicole Kidman. I didn’t know going into it that it’s basically a remake of the old film, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, but that was pretty obvious a few minutes in.
This was a fine movie, it had some scary moments, and lots of intensity. The acting was kinda hit and miss, and the ending seemed like they just decided to try to wrap everything up in a neat little package real quick. Mostly, I didn’t like the fact that all the alien people kept vomiting in the faces (open mouths preferably) of the normal people in order to infect them. I guess I’ve just never really appreciated vomiting in films. 3 out of 5
1 day ago
WARNING: There is a bad word in the following paragraph from the onion. Mom…avert your eyes.
After decades of coddling young children, Johnson & Johnson decided to go the other way and toughen ‘em up with this new shampoo: Nothing But Tears!
1 day agoA radical departure for the health goods manufacturer, the new shampoo features an all-alcohol-based formula, has never once been approved by leading dermatologists, and is as gentle on a baby’s skin as “having to grow up and fend for your goddamn self.”
“We at Johnson & Johnson have been making bath time a safe and soothing experience for far too long,” company CEO William C. Weldon said. “Years of pampering have left our newborns helpless, feeble, and ill-equipped for the arduous road ahead.”
“It’s time our children got the wake-up call that’s been coming to them,” Weldon continued. “It’s time they cried their precious little eyes out.”
(from The Onion via Neatorama)
If they ever make a poster of me I hope it breaks the glass too. I guarantee you that no Narnia poster is breaking any glass, you know what I mean?
(from frostfirezoo)
1 day ago